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2004-03-18 | 9:28 p.m.

The essential problem: this thing exists for the sole purpose of being an outlet for my sporadic ideas for HTML layouts. I don't update this very often, or with important content, for two reasons.

1.) Not enough people read it for there to be a large "fan-base" to be disappointed in my lack of updating (I do not blame them. Blogs are lame. Even I am willing to admit this wholeheartedly).

2.) Too many people read this for it to be "personal." If I want to write down something important, I'll do it on paper that I can keep away from the prying eyes of all of you vultures. If I want others to know about my problems, I'll tell them.

So overall, the layout's the main reason this is here. There's a major problem there, because with the layout, I feel compelled to update (Especially after making this last one) so as to keep this thing alive. However, I have a boring, uninteresting life, and nobody'll want to read about it in this thing. Oh well. Melodrama is bullshit, "OMG LOLZ ROFLMAO" is retarded, and going through my day(s), which is something I often do, is just boring.

School is, at the most basic level, a place I do not want to be. There's too much work, but then again, I was the one that chose the classes I did, so I shouldn't complain. Stage crew... good; very good; but almost impossible to do when I've got massive amounts of schoolwork to do. Friends? All right. A serious relationship? Beyond the considerable handicap of my own unappealing nature, there's the time constraints that school, crew and POLISH SCHOOL put on me. Polish school, you ask? Yes, polish school. The worst way a human being could ever earn a foreign language credit for college, it is.

Do you want to know the most interesting things that have happened to me in the last few weeks? Of course you don't; you're already getting your blueprints together for your plan to bomb my house. But I'll go on anyway, because if I'm going down, I'll take you with me, dammit! An attractive girl I get mere glimpses of at school, a concert I can't go to because I'm not 18 (and don't possess a fake ID of any sort), the depression and shellshock of some friends, and a shitload of work. Thank you.

"Finally, that bastard's done... wait, what the... YOU LIED TO ME! YOU LIEEEEEED!" may be the thought going through your head right now. To that I say "Hey. Screw you."

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	@ 2004-03-18 \| 9:28 p.m. The essential problem: this thing exists for the sole purpose of being an outlet for my sporadic ideas for HTML layouts. I don't update this very often, or with important content, for two reasons. 1.) Not enough people read it for there to be a large "fan-base" to be disappointed in my lack of updating (I do not blame them. Blogs are lame. Even I am willing to admit this wholeheartedly). 2.) Too many people read this for it to be "personal." If I want to write down something important, I'll do it on paper that I can keep away from the prying eyes of all of you vultures. If I want others to know about my problems, I'll tell them. So overall, the layout's the main reason this is here. There's a major problem there, because with the layout, I feel compelled to update (Especially after making this last one) so as to keep this thing alive. However, I have a boring, uninteresting life, and nobody'll want to read about it in this thing. Oh well. Melodrama is bullshit, "OMG LOLZ ROFLMAO" is retarded, and going through my day(s), which is something I often do, is just boring. School is, at the most basic level, a place I do not want to be. There's too much work, but then again, I was the one that chose the classes I did, so I shouldn't complain. Stage crew... good; very good; but almost impossible to do when I've got massive amounts of schoolwork to do. Friends? All right. A serious relationship? Beyond the considerable handicap of my own unappealing nature, there's the time constraints that school, crew and POLISH SCHOOL put on me. Polish school, you ask? Yes, polish school. The worst way a human being could ever earn a foreign language credit for college, it is. Do you want to know the most interesting things that have happened to me in the last few weeks? Of course you don't; you're already getting your blueprints together for your plan to bomb my house. But I'll go on anyway, because if I'm going down, I'll take you with me, dammit! An attractive girl I get mere glimpses of at school, a concert I can't go to because I'm not 18 (and don't possess a fake ID of any sort), the depression and shellshock of some friends, and a shitload of work. Thank you. "Finally, that bastard's done... wait, what the... YOU LIED TO ME! YOU LIEEEEEED!" may be the thought going through your head right now. To that I say "Hey. Screw you." Yesterday's news \| Tomorrow's headlines