Got a Cold Cold Feelin' Inside Me

2004-12-30 | 8:28 p.m.

Seriously, you all really suck. I don't even know how to put up with it anymore. Which is why all these little aglomerations strike me as hilarious, also detestable. Anyway, for any of you that read this for any value, uh... break is not good at all? - Damian, I will require your presence, also liquor and maybe women.
- Marcin, I will require your presence, also club drugs and maybe women.
- Joe, I will require your presence, as well as some of those delightful chocolates and make sure to bring your creative mind. Also women.
- Any of you unmentioned: Obviously, because you haven't been mentionedm, you don't really matter, but if you can supply any of the things I've mentioned above you may actually be viewed with respect. Enjoy your holidays, barbaroi. I know I'll be doing it with a highball glass full of joy and a head full of ache.

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