at your leisure

2005-12-15 | 6:23 p.m.

What more appropriate way to celebrate the end of a shitty semester than through making a shitty decision regarding alcohol? Does that even make grammatical sense?

Now that the day-to-day struggle of school is over, it's time to prepare for the day-to-day struggle of a forever altered home life. Of course, this is off of an August 2005 baseline, so this 'forever altered' bullshit isn't as meaningful as it sounds. I definitely don't think I'm getting the enjoyment out of college that other people are, but it's not necessarily a horrific nightmare of an experience.

Another holiday party, hosted by Lorenzo d'Medici himself! Huzzah! Finally, another chance to be incredibly intimidated by the hipsters of the Chicagoland area. Interestingly, it's a testament to the way people perceive subcultures at IIT that some people call me a hipster. Ridiculous? Indubitably.

And now, having forgotten what the point of this entire damn thing was, I'm off to try and teach myself useless things.

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